Food & Beverage · Cafe
No Monkey Business
43 Main St, Keswick, Cumbria, CA12 5DS
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Updated: 25 May 2026
Authenticity Score: 75/100
About
No Monkey Business is a popular spot with a great menu, especially for vegans. However, service can be hit or miss, with some customers reporting long waits and inconsistent food quality. It is a cozy place, but it seems to struggle with consistency during busy periods.
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Performance Scores
Food Taste
70/100
Value for Money
65/100
Pro Tip
If you're in a rush, maybe skip the food and just grab a coffee.
Dietary: Excellent Vegan/GF
Service: Hit or Miss
Pros & Cons
✓ What Works Well
- Great vegan options
- Cozy atmosphere
- Good coffee
✗ Areas to Improve
- Slow service
- Inconsistent food quality
- Small portions
Frequently Asked Questions
- Do you have vegan options?
- Is it dog friendly?
- Why is the service slow?
User Feedback
Great menu, slow service
Hit or miss food
Cozy vibe
Quick Info
- Category Food & Beverage
- Neighborhood Keswick
- City Keswick
- State Cumbria
- Postcode CA12 5DS
- Country United Kingdom
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