Food & Beverage · Fish & Chips
The Schooner
Fford Morfa Bychan, Morfa Bychan, Porthmadog, Wales, LL49 9UY
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Updated: 25 May 2026
Authenticity Score: 60/100
About
A very mixed bag. Some customers love the food and service, while many others report poor quality, rude staff, and high prices. It seems to be a hit-or-miss experience.
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Performance Scores
Food Taste
55/100
Value for Money
50/100
Pro Tip
Bring cash, as they do not accept card payments.
Cash only
Takeaway focus
Pros & Cons
✓ What Works Well
- Convenient location
- Freshly cooked options
- Good portions
✗ Areas to Improve
- Rude staff
- Greasy food
- Cash only
Frequently Asked Questions
- Do they take card?
- Is it dog friendly?
- Are they open late?
User Feedback
Hit or miss
Overpriced
Staff can be rude
Quick Info
- Category Food & Beverage
- Neighborhood Porthmadog
- City Porthmadog
- State Wales
- Postcode LL49 9UY
- Country United Kingdom
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